what do you mean you don’t like harry potter
are you feeling well
do you need to sit down
hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today
Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.
This won’t happen for another 1,000 years